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In Illinois, we’ve got the I-Pass that allows us to go through the “temporary-just-until-we-pay-for-the-highways-built-in-the-1950s” tolls, which makes it ever so convenient. And it’s technically half price now, since cash tolls are twice the price.
Needless to say, my husband and I both have I-Passes, even though we don’t go on the highways that often. They pay for themselves, and they’re awfully convenient.
Well, most of the time.
When we went to go see Disney on Ice last week, I noticed that my husband’s I-Pass didn’t go off when we went through the toll. In fact, I was pretty sure I saw flashes of light behind us instead of the nice blue light on the toll pole that shows that the toll was properly deducted.
I sighed and asked if he’d refilled the I-Pass lately. Or if by chance he’d noticed the yellow light going off the last (at least) twenty-five times he’d gone through a toll. Mmmm no. He didn’t believe it was out of money.
I tried calling the 800 number on the I-Pass figuring to get it straightened out immediately. After being told that I had a “more than ten minute” wait to provide them with money and arriving at the Allstate parking lot, I decided we could try later.
When we got to the toll booth on the way back, we went into the cash lane, and the lovely man working in the toll booth confirmed that yes, the I-Pass was out of money.
My husband then, smartly, decided that he’d call to fix it the next day. And – amazingly enough – he called. Except that he was told that they couldn’t talk to him about the account at all, and no, he could not give them money to replenish the transponder because he wasn’t on the account.
I totally get wanting to avoid identity theft. I completely understand not wanting to talk to people regarding, say, credit card accounts when they aren’t on the account. This reminds me of getting married and having no issues changing my name on my credit cards and bank accounts but requiring original notarized copies of my marriage certificate to change the name on my grocery loyalty card.
The next day, I called, and fortunately, I did not have a more than ten minute wait.
I gave the transponder number to the woman who requested it.
I verified my name.
I verified my date of birth.
I verified my email address.
I verified my home address.
I verified my email address.
I gave my phone number.
It wasn’t the right one. No biggie, right? I asked that she update it, but she couldn’t do that. She couldn’t talk to me about the account until I provided her with the correct phone number.
Apparently all the other information isn’t enough for me to provide them with money.
I sighed and asked what my options were. She reiterated that she could do nothing for me until I validated my phone number.
I explained that I had moved three times since getting the transponder, plus a few different work numbers and two cell phones. I could almost hear her shrug with disinterest.
I sighed again and began listing phone numbers, hoping that I remembered them correctly.
The fifth phone number was finally the right one. Thank goodness. From there, I was able to successfully replenish my account and pay them money.
But seriously? There is a time and a place to be overly careful verifying information. A tollway authority where one is trying to give them money is neither. I mean, really, if someone else wants to fund my account, why should I care?
I think I remember now why I’m not a public servant. Not that I ever really forgot.