Looking at this array of socks, how many children would you guess I have?
Let me clarify. While I’m not one of those moms who does laundry every night, I keep on top of it (side note: seriously, for those of you who do daily laundry, how do you do that? How do you find the time to get everything in, washed, dried and put away?). In fact, I did laundry on Saturday. All the laundry. I swear I did.
Go back and count the socks. And notice the six socks with no brothers or sisters.
Seriously, how does Little Miss have eight pairs of socks (not including the dark pairs that I haven’t yet washed but will once she wakes up from her nap) and Mister Man go through seven pairs of socks in a four day period? Plus the random six socks (five of which are Little Miss’s) that jumped into the laundry basket.
I’m beginning to think someone’s trying to get me to slowly lose my sanity. However, this does explain why Mister Man had only one pair of socks in his drawer this morning when he got dressed. Well, sort of. I did buy him a ten pack of socks to supplement his existing supply four weeks ago.