Want your kids to do this?
Then head to a birthday party. Call ahead to arrange for a bouncy house and a trampoline to be available as the entertainment. Whenever a child runs near you, encourage said child to move onto the jumping item that was just abandoned.
Feeding the children a lunch will help, but is not required. Once you arrive home, simply place children into their beds and quietly close their doors. You’ll have three to four hours — depending upon your child — to spend reading blogs or taking a bubble bath or whatever you choose. A glass of wine is optional.