We’re in week three of t-ball. That means I’ve done uniform laundry twice so far. Twice. Mister Man’s team is the Mets, as in the Bingham Mets of minor league fame.
And they’re apparently orange. His shirt is orange. And his socks are orange.
Orange is kind of a hard color to miss — at least in my house. And those socks are big. They literally go up to mid-thigh on him. Plus, they’re really thick, wool socks, apparently because we start playing in the middle of winter around here (mid-April).
So can someone please explain why this weekend I was only able to find one hideously orange sock?
Seriously, where can the other one be? I had no idea that the laundry gnomes were this … lacking in taste.
The worst part? What store possibly sells bright orange t-ball socks? Do you think anyone will notice if I pull the t-ball pants all the way down to his ankles next weekend?