I’m so grossed out. So totally grossed out. I was flipping through the television the other night and happened upon a very old version of The Family Feud. It was hosted by someone I’d never seen before — anyone know who the white haired host with a big nose was and when he hosted?
Anyway. The question was: Name something you do in the shower besides wash your body.
#1 Sing — ok, totally reasonable answer.
#2 Shave — I’ve heard of people doing this. Oh wait. I do this. 🙂
#3 Shampoo hair — Well, ummm duh! How did only
#4 Make love — Eight people said this. Odd that this would be the first thing that eight out of a hundred people would come up with, but I can see this. Not saying I’ve ever done this, but … actually, I’m not going to touch that one.
#5 — I gotta save this one for later.
#6 Brush teeth — Five people brush their teeth, which is sorta icky, but it’s not as bad as number five!
#7 Clean the shower — and his response after hearing the previous answers “Well, they certainly had good reason to!“
So what do you think seven people out of a hundred chose as the something they do in the shower besides washing their bodies? Anyone? Anyone?
They “tinkle” – yes, you read that right. Seven out of a hundred people use the shower as a toilet. And that was the first thing they could think of. The FIRST thing. Think of all the people who also must do that but it just wasn’t the first thing they thought of? Ewwwww!
I am so glad right about now that I always wear my shower shoes when I’m at the gym. Now I’m wondering if I need to wear them at home, too.