Tonight, my husband was helping Mister Man with his shower while I got Little Miss into bed and read her Peter Pan (again).
Daddy: Ok, Mister Man, I’ve got your back and your neck. Can you scrub all the rest of your body?
Mister Man: Where do I need to wash?
Mister Man: What’s everything?
Daddy: Your entire body. All the parts of it.
Mister Man: Even my private parts?
Daddy: Yes, you pen1s and your test1cles and everything need to be washed.
Mister Man: Daddy, do you have a pen1s and test1cles?
Daddy: Yes, why?
Mister Man: Do girls have pen1ses and test1cles?
Daddy: No, they have different equipment.
Mister Man: I know that, Daddy. I was just making sure you did, too.
Ahhh, the joys of parenting small children.