It’s been a long time since I’ve gone to go look at Stat Counter to see where people are coming from (hello, Paraguay, Dehli, Sydney and other locales I wish I were in!). And of course I had to check out what searches were bringing people to your humble blog here.
There were some good ones.
Ummm. This brought you here? Now I’m really glad my husband doesn’t read this. I wonder if the person wanted to know what a sissy husband looked like or was in search of a sissy husband to dominate.
i love the cabinets from Costco
I haven’t gotten any, but it’s good to know they someone likes them. Someday I’ll remodel my kitchen so that the cabinets are the same color on all sides, and I’ll most likely get them from Costco.
how many mittens and gloves lost each year
Dude. You don’t want to know. First, I don’t think I can count that high, and second, I think that number would really depress you.
are evites tacky for kids birthday
Apparently “Dear Google” is a new advice column they’re debuting. Let me answer it for you though — in my personal opinion? YES! Super Bowl party? Go for it. A kids’ birthday party? Not so much. And I’d like to go on record as saying that the first wedding invitation I receive as an evite, I will be declining.
ridiculous over the top birthday parties for children wish lists
Well, you won’t find examples of this here, but you will find my thoughts on them. And I’m guessing that this over the top thing and wish lists isn’t restricted just to my neck of the woods. Trust me, your kids are just as happy running around in the back yard. They don’t need the bar set this high for happiness this early in life.
what are the nicest apartments in edwardsville
I have no idea. I don’t think I’ve ever been to Edwardsville, although I do know that it’s a town in southern Illinois near St. Louis. And that if I were to ask my husband, I’m positive he’d be able to answer off the top of his head. Actually, I tried it. I got an “oh. oooo. The only place I can think of in Edwardsville is pretty skeevy, not ghetto or anything, but definitely there aren’t any luxury apartments there. If you’re wanting a nice high end rental, you’re getting a duplex or a townhome.” Seriously, the man amazes me.
its not cheating if he watches tee shirts
Granted, I had to read this a few times before I figured out that the person was looking for a t-shirt that had the it’s not cheating saying on it. To me, the fact that someone would want to have a t-shirt like that and would think it’s funny… it’s just sad to me. But I know I’m kinda old fashioned. I definitely won’t be able to help this person!
tips for staying warm at football games
Well. You certainly came to the right place for that one! I’m an expert. Just go check out this post.
stitches hand kitchen knife
As I’ve learned, if you’re googling whether or not you need stitches, go get the stitches. You need them. Oh, and Friday morning when I changed my bandage and moved to just a Band-Aid covering my stitches? I realized that I have four stitches, not the three I thought. Apparently I can’t count anymore!
oh my god is it swearing
Technically, yes. Again, Google won’t answer you, People. That’s what I’m here for, I guess. So technically, yes, when you take the Lord’s name in vain, it is swearing. In today’s society, no one thinks anything of it, but it is swearing. Oh, and do me a favor and capitalize His name, wouldja?
swearing oh my god
Your point? Oh. Yeah. See above.
swear honest to pete
Apparently, I’m now the expert on swearing. This is a case where I would say that no, it isn’t swearing. However, it is a form of invective. And I certainly wouldn’t want my wee ones walking around saying it at their age.
can i get free refills with starbucks gold card
You realize that if you had just gone to the Starbucks site and read about the Gold Card program. You know… like I did. To answer your question though, no. You can’t get free refills. However, if you use the Starbucks Card Rewards, then you get free refills.
But apparently I’m also the expert on the Gold Card program now:
starbucks gold drink customization
why do i want a starbucks gold card
You do. Trust me. I did the math.
It’s so nice to feel needed, isn’t it? Do you have any burning questions you need me to answer?